getting drunk and watching Too Cute! Puppies was the best idea I’ve ever had
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
I carved my name into my right thigh, just above my knee, with the sharpest razor I could find… I didn’t really want it to hurt… but I needed to know wh omy soulmate was, and I was making the first move. As I finished the rough “L” to finish my last name and sighed, happy do be done with it. I wiped my leg of the blood with a towel, and wrapped it in some thin gauze before climbing into bed. I made sure to also wrap my other leg, knowing in the morning that I should have a name coming through there. I woke the next morning, earlier than I normally do, and flipped back the blankets and pulled the red tinged gauze off of my left leg, seeing “Steven Merling” in shallow scratches in shaky handwriting just above my knee. I smiled and jumped up, saying “Steven Merling” under my breath, and I ran over to the computer to flip it on. After getting my password wrong twice, I finally logged into Facebook, and had a friend request… from Steven Merling. I smiled and accepted, clicking to his profile quickly… and sighing as I saw that he was in New York… all the way across the country. But, damn, was he cute. As I went to click to see more pictures of him, the message notification sound rang and a blue bar appeared at the bottom of my screen, with “Steven Merling.” He had messaged me! I was about to hear what my soulmate had to say… for the first time… I moved my mouse down, hovering over his name, took a deep breath… and clicked.
I just recorded a video of me making cap’n crunch rice krispie treats. it’s really dumb but if enough of my followers want to see i it i’ll post it. send me an ask or reply to this as i’m editing it then I’ll decide if I want to post it.
gonna go take a percocet and maybe my life will be better
i ended a paper with “yeah man.” and got 30/30 on it. suck it professionalism.
hey internet, i could use some support and love.
i’m as drunk as i’ve ever been and i’m just sitting here crying because i love my boyfriend so much.
if you’re watching family feud on the game show network, make sure you change it before ‘mind of a man’ starts… because it’s literally the worst show ever.
for someone who turns 21 in 3.5 hours i feel incredibly sad and tired. but at least i’m still pretty